XWE Brouhaha
JR : Welcome everyone to XWE Brouhaha!!!!
Stone Cold : The XWE's first ever PPV!
JR : And we're getting started with Johnny Stamboli!
Stone Cold : Fa'get about et!
Stone Cold : And here comes his challenger, Jaimie Noble.
JR : Noble is yet to win a match here in the XWE.
JR : Ooh what a clothesline by Stamboli!
Stone Cold : Stamboli making his official in ring debut right here tonite!
JR : Look at Stamboli stomping away at Noble's neck!
Stone Cold Now he's choking the trailer park trash!
JR : What a right hand by Stamboli!
Stone Cold : Holyfield and Tyson better watch out!
Stone Cold : Now Stamboli lifting Noble onto his shoulders....
JR : This man is just a powerhouse!
JR : What's the bull thinking about doing?
Stone Cold : Whatever it is, it looks dangerous!
JR : Did you see that?
Stone Cold : Stamboli just slammed Noble onto those ropes!
JR : Look at this cocky Stamboli...
Stone Cold : He has a right to be..........nobody can stop this man.
JR : Stamboli into the cover.................1...............................2
Stone Cold : But Jaimie kicks out!
JR : Now Stamboli lifting Noble up....
Stone Cold : He may be going for a stalling suplex.
JR : Oh my god! Did you see that move?
Stone Cold : Yeah it was like a brainbuster with a modified powerslam....uhhh....well it looked painful!
Stone Cold : That's gotta be all..................
JR : 1.............................................2.....................................
JR : But Noble again kicks out!
Stone Cold : What is it gonna take to put Noble away?
Stone Cold : Look at that sick look on Stamboli's face!
JR : I think he has something in store for Noble.
JR : Noble is in powerslam position....
Stone Cold : He might be going for the..............
Stone Cold : He just slammed Noble right on his neck...
JR : He calls that the "Knee to Neck Ending"
JR : Stamboli into the cover...
Stone Cold : 1........................................2......................................3!!!
Stone Cold : Pure domination by Stamboli!
JR : Watch out XWE, here comes the Bull!
JR : I understand Kurt Angle is having an autograph session today.
Stone Cold : Let's see how things are going....
JR : Where is everyone?
Angle : Hello? People? Security send the fans in?
Angle : Hello? Where is everyone freaking now!?!?
JR : Ha Ha Ha. Nobody showed up to his autograph session.
Stone Cold : This isn't funny. He's our world champion!
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